So you’ve been told you’ve got a drug test tomorrow, or you think you could have one soon. In panic you’re looking around online the fastest way to clean out your system in 24 hours, or even less.
But is that even possible? Or are you about to spend the next 24 hours doing something completely pointless and still fail your drug test?
Well, I’ll give you a clear answer on whether you can clean out your system at short notice or not.
I’ll also tell you the exact strategies you can use, should you decide that you just don’t have time to clean out your system properly. It is possible to pass a drug test with only 24 hours notice, but only if you know what’s possible, and what’s not possible.
Can You Clean Your System Out In 24 Hours?
So the fundamental question to ask right at the start around cleaning out your system in 24 hours or less, is it even possible?
The unfortunate truth is that it’s impossible to eradicate drug metabolites from your body in 24 hours.
The only way you can is if it happens naturally. If you smoked a joint three days ago, and that’s the first one you smoked in months, then you’re probably clean tomorrow anyway.
It’s the same with something like cocaine. If you haven’t done it for weeks, and you did one line last night, then by tomorrow there’s a pretty good chance you will test negative. If you have been hammering it for days, or you are a regular user, or last night you took loads of something, then in 24 hours time you are definitely not going to be clean.
And there is absolutely no way on earth you can artificially push all those toxins out of your system so you could be clean in that short length of time.
Which means it’s all about the amount you have taken, who you are, what you are taking, and over how long.
So….I’m Screwed Then?
If you do nothing about it, then yes you’re screwed. The chances are you will fail a drug test in 24 hours time.
However, there are proven ways to pass a drug test that don’t involve totally detoxing your body at all.
You see, there is a difference between detoxification and masking. So where as it’s not possible at all to detoxify your body in a short space of time, it’s perfectly possible to mask toxins, even with virtually no notice at all.
But you have to know what your options are, and you have to get the specialist products in stock that you need. That means buying them in advance. You simply cannot get them from local shops, so you have to plan in advance.
How A Detox Works
Let me explain how a detox really works. When you take in toxins like drugs, waste products called metabolites eventually work their way out of your body, predominantly through your bowels and bladder.
However, this process usually takes a couple of days, sometimes shorter, sometimes far longer. If you’re a chronic weed smoker then you could have drug metabolites in your body for literally weeks.
The only way to detox is to stop taking in toxins, and live a healthy lifestyle until you start testing negative. This usually only take a few days, but in the case of a heavy weed smoker it could take as long as a month.
You can speed this process up using high-quality detox pills. If you use Toxin Rid, a really high quality drug detox pill, you can get that month down to a couple of weeks, sometimes as low as a week. Which is brilliant, but it’s not going to help you pass a drug test in 24 hours time.
Ways You Cannot Clean Your System For A Drug Test
I really don’t want you to fail a drug test at short notice, so I want to tell you about the ways you’ll read online to pass a drug test quickly, which have absolutely no basis in truth at all.
Most of these things are known as “home remedies”. That means ways people say you can clean out your system, or mask drug toxins, using household products, or things that are easy to obtain.
Some are just simple, like drinking lots of water. However, the more liquid you drink the more diluted your urine will become. Diluted urine samples are rejected. So you can’t just drink lots of liquid to flush yourself out. And that’s not cleaning out your system permanently.
Some are downright crazy. Some people advocate flushing out your system with watered-down bleach. Even worse, creating a soda bomb, which consists of water, bleach and baking soda.
If you want to die, or at least have your life changed forever, then sure, down a load of bleach. But that’s not cleaning your system out for a drug test, that’s just being desperate.
So Let’s Talk About Home Remedies
Other home remedies people say you can pass a drug test with include:
- The Certo Sure Jell method
- Drinking cranberry juice
- Drinking baking soda
- Drinking lemon juice/vinegar/apple juice
- Using diuretics (things that make you urinate frequently)
- Taking in large amounts of vitamins (usually vitamin B)
- Eating large amounts of fat
None of these methods will really work. So please don’t waste your time, because you will just get caught, and none of them are even close to the fastest way to clean out your system.
However, I do want to talk about the Certo method, as it links into me mentioning eating large amount of fat.
The reason you’ll read about this sort of thing is that weed metabolites predominantly come out through your bowels rather than your bladder. So if you can encourage more of them to be attached to bile, which is caused by consuming fat, then you can draw more out through the bladder.
So there is a basis in scientific fact there. However, it’s not going to draw them all out, and it’s going to do nothing to mask the toxins that will still be in your urine when you face the drug test in 24 hours time.
So sure, you could use both of those methods to draw more THC metabolites out through your bowels in the lead up to a drug test. But unless you’re lucky enough to have light toxin exposure, and do not have any more THC metabolites passing out of your system when you give your sample, then you’re going to still have to learn how to mask the toxins in your system.
Proven Ways To Pass A Drug Test At Short Notice
So look, I hope I’ve explained clearly that the best way to pass a drug test on short notice is to simply mask the toxins. You cannot fully clean your system for passing a drug test in 24 hours, unless you are very lucky. The only strategy you have is to mask the toxins.
So I will conclude by telling you about the two best ways to mask toxins so that you can pass a drug test with little time, even one hours notice is enough to use either of these methods.
Synthetic Urine – Best Way To Pass A Drug Test On Short Notice
For me, the best way to appear clean, literally the fastest way to have a clean system, is to fool the drug lab by submitting a fake sample.
For this, you will need a sample of high-quality synthetic urine. Forget the home remedy of trying to get your mates clean piss, you’re going to need something better than that. Not only does real urine spoils quickly, you’ve still got the problems around temperature, and trusting your friend has not actually been taking something themselves which is still in their urine.
High-quality synthetic urine like Clear Choice Sub Solution is the answer here. It’s very complex in formula, you only need about 10 minutes to prepare it with some water and get it warm, using the included heat activator powder.
Fake urine is the best option for an unsupervised drug test, this is where you are not going to be observed directly. You do have to smuggle the sample into the lab though, but because it’s unsupervised, thousands of people do it every week successfully.
The only problem comes with keeping the synthetic urine temperature within the correct temperature range, of between 90°F 100°F. But using the heat activator powder, you can check the temperature before you go in, which makes it really easy to do.
So synthetic urine is definitely the way to go if you’ve got the balls to submit the fake sample. For me, Sub Solution is the product of choice. I’ve used it twice in live drug tests and passed both times.
It doesn’t use a heatpad, it uses heat activator powder, so you don’t have any worries about a failing heatpad. You can also check the sample temperature on the way into the lab, and top up with heat activator powder to warm it up a little if needed.
You can purchase it from the manufacturer’s webshop.
If you really don’t have the stomach for fake urine smuggling, then one of the other proven ways to pass a drug test is to use a high-quality bottle of THC detox drink.
A detox drink does not clean out your system at short notice. That’s a huge fallacy. People think that they drink the drink and it flushes all the toxins out permanently. It doesn’t do that.
All a detox drink does is to flush out the toxins in your urine at that time. At the same time, the contents of the detox drink keep the balance of your urine natural, so you can submit a sample that is balanced and clean.
However, after a few hours, any toxins in your body will start to leak back into your urine stream, meaning you would test positive again.
Ultra Eliminex and Mega Clean (as long as you buy it with pre-rid tablets) are the best options of readily available detox drinks. They cost around $70, which is not extortionate, and they are a great way to get clean for a drug test (temporarily). You can buy Mega Clean with pre rid pills from Testclear and Ultra Eliminex from this webshop.
Just make sure that if you are using a detox drink, that you have two in stock, and that you have a home drug test kit as well. If one hour after taking the drink you still fail a home drug test, then drink the second drink before you head off to the drug testing lab.